20 Cara Menjadikan Roommate Anda Gila.

Hey You'll......hari nie nak post something yang aku dapat dari note kawan aku kat facebook,HAHAHA!!Mesti korang asyik tertanya-tanya kan,skit-skit dari kawan...skit-skit dari kawan....apa budak nie xreti nak buat sendiri ker??HAHAHA!! Bukannya aku xnak buat sendiri tapi takda idea pun nak buat apa kan,so aku gi tanye tuan punya note and mintak lah izin untuk copy......ala,apa lah sangat kan dengan benda-benda ni....bukannya aku copy satu benda yang agak sulit and yang dahsyat pun kan....so kalau korang rasa aku nie apa ker.....WHAT EVER okay!!Blog aku kan,hahaha......ADA KU KESAH!!!

Ok dah,enough bebelan ku....aku nak post something yang aku rasa agak kelakar lah jugak bagi sape-sape yang stay hostel or rumah sewa atau yang sama dengannya....and ayat yang paling common adalah ROOMMATE!!hahaha....betol ke aku eja tu???kalao salah harap maaf ye....HAHAHA!!!Aku ada baca sedikit jer tentang cara nak jadikan roomies korang nie GILA!!!HAHAHA!!!Nie lah cara-cara nya....ENJOY~

1. Setiap hari Jumaat, pack segala barang anda dan bagitau kat roommate anda nak balik kampung. Selepas sejam, balik ke bilik & terangkan bhw takde org kat rumah. Unpack segala brg anda & pegi tidor.

2. Setiap kali roommate anda balik, jerit sekuat hati” horee…kau dah balik”. Lepas tu menari dlm 5 minit. Lepas tu, tenung jam lama2 dan tanya dia “Sepatutnya kau dah blah dah skrg”

3. Buat2 terjaga pd tengah malam, jerit kuat2 ” Tolong, kat mana aku berada ni?” dan lari keliling bilik tu. Kalau bilik kecil, cukuplah sekadar melompat 2-3 kali. Kemudian, sambung tidor. Esoknya, kalo dia tanya, pura2 tak tahu apa yg dia cakap.

4. Ambil marker, buat bulatan kecil kat lengan anda. Besarkan bulatan tu setiap hari sambil berkata “Dah merebak… dah merebak!”

5. Beli pepokok bonsai. Bercakap & tidor dengan pokok tu setiap hari. Selepas seminggu, bertengkar dgn pokok tu dan cakap “Aku tak boleh hidup sebilik dengan kau lagi” sambil keluar & menghempaskan pintu bilik dgn kuat…Buang pokok tu tapi biarkan pasu kat situ.

6. Beli pisau banyak-banyak. Tajamkan setiap malam sambil merenung roommate anda sambil berkata “Tak lama lagi…tak lama lagi…”

7. Duduk didepan papan chess dua-tiga jam tanpa buat apa2 atau cakap apa2. Lepas tu bangun secara tiba2 sambil berkata, “Siot betul, kalah lagi”

8. Setiap kali roommate balik, tutup lampu dan tidor. lepas dia keluar, bangun dan menjerit dgn kuat “Horee…!”. bukak lampu semula.

9. Pakai topi kertas. Bila dia balik, cakap “Selamat Datang ke McDonald. Boleh saya ambil pesanan anda…” Lepas tu buat muka bodoh, sambil berkata “Eh, kau rupanya…”

10. Kata kat roommate “Ada pesanan penting untuk kau”. Lepas tu buat2 pengsan. Lepas 2-3 jam, bangun dan cakap yagn anda dah lupa pesanan tu. Kemudian, cakap “Eh…aku dah ingat”. Lepas tu pengsan balik.

11. Bila roommate anda balik, berpura2 tengah telefon. Caci maki dan menjerit dengan kuat kat telefon tu. Lepas tu letak telefon dan cakap kat roommate bhw yg telefon tadi adalah mak dia. Cakap mak dia akan telefon balik.

12. Kalau roommate suka gosok gigi kat sinki, perhatikan sampai habis. Lepas dia habis, cakap dengan dia bhw anda kena ajar dia cara mengosok gigi dengan betul.

13. Edarkan risalah ke kawasan kedai/rumah kedai berdekatan rumah/kampus. Dalam risalah tu, nyatakan bahawa roommate anda hilang. Letak sekali gambar dia dlm risalah tu. Tawarkan hadiah kepada sesiapa yg menjumpai roommate anda.

14. Bila roommate anda tutup lampu pd sebelah malam, nyanyi lagu opera sekuat hati. Bila dia buka balik lampu, buat2 muka bodoh dan confused.

15. Duduk & renung roommate dlm 2-3 jam. Kalau boleh, bawa member2 sekali sambil makan kacang & popcorn. Buat macam tengah tengok wayang.

16. Masa roommate tiada, ambil deodoran dan sapukan pada seluruh dinding bilik. Bila dia balik, puji bahawa bilik berbau wangi. Lakukan selalu sampai deodoran tu habis.

17. Kalau roommate ada binatang peliharaan, spt kucing, offer utk beri makan kpd binatang tsbt. Cepat2 keluarkan botol gam atau minyak rambut sebelum dia beri persetujuan kpd kau.

18. Pegang & gosok-gosok rambut roommate anda sambil berkata “Rambut kau hitam, lurus dan berkilat la…Macam teknik rebonding…”. Sekali-sekala buat masa dia tengah tidur.

19. Mase roommate tido, bungkus dia macam kafan mayat (siap ikat), pastu panggil member dlm 10 bace yasin ramai2. bile rumet jage pakat2 buat x nmpk ape2.

20. Sebelum roommate balik dari kelas, bungkus diri sendiri macam kafan (siap ikat jugak) pastu baring senyap-senyap atas katil dia. Mesti dia terkujat sampai pengsan bila masuk bilik tengok2 ada mayat.

Hah....tu lah cara-caranya....kalau korang rasa bosan kat dorm tu....buatlah ye....Selamat Beramal.....

How to Deal With Backstabbers

They might say they're your 'BEST FRIENDS' , but the moment your back is turned, they Lie about you to others. No one wants to be hurt in this way, but how do deal with them?. Perhaps the following tips can help.

WARNING!BACKSTABBER EVERYWHERE!

Here Is The Steps:

1. All backstabbers share a common denominator; they all want something from you. Whether it is money, homework, a house to trash, your computer, your style, practically anything, varies from person to person.
2. Be aware of your surroundings. If you have a bad feeling about somebody, listen to your instincts!
3. Pay attention to red flags.
• If somebody betrays you, don't trust that person again without extensive consideration.
• If the other person doesn't have friends of his or her own, there may be a reason. Perhaps other people know something that you don't.
• If someone is mean to you one minute and nice to you the next, there is definitely something wrong.
• If someone is too aggressive or tries too hard to sell you on something, he or she is likely setting you up.
• Trust your real friends. They're here to help you.
• Notice the other person's work ethic. If he or she is lazy and irresponsible, stay away from the person as far as anything that requires hard work goes. If you work hard, he or she will use you in a heartbeat!
4. Notice how he treats things you care about. For instance if you really care that your room is clean, and after you've explained this to him he still comes over, throws his backpack on the ground, takes his shoes off in the middle of the room and so on; this means he doesn't really care about you.
5. Try to detect from an early stage what the backstabber is interested in sucking from you.
6. If the backstabber persists in pestering you, either ignore him or tell him dispassionately that you do not want to do (insert activity here). Be polite, but extremely firm. If they detect a weakness in your firmness, they will try as hard as they can to puncture it.

So Guys/Girls, be careful okay with your you so call friends and also choosing your friends to hang out with or new friends.....A True Friends Is Like One In A Million....Not the One In A Million Singing Contest okay!!!HAHAHA!!Good Luck!

p/s : This post i also share from my friend blog Izhharuddin Den Bungsu.Just Click The Name.

How to Know if Your Friend Is Really a Friend

Are you not sure if your friend really is a friend? Are you not sure if he/she cares about you, if you can trust him/her, etc? With these steps, you will find out.

1) Test your friend. Tell him/her a fake secret you have, and see if he/she makes rumors about it or not. Make sure your fake secret is scandalous enough, and it does not involve anyone but you.

2) Make sure your friend doesn't ditch you often. If he/she ditches you almost all the time, and it doesn't seem like a joke, that means he/she isn't really a good friend.

3) Make sure your friend does not force you, or make you follow. This means they don't care about you, and only want you as a henchman/Hench woman.

4) Spy on your friend. This is a good way to find out if he or she is backstabbing you or lying to you. Make sure you bring a mini notepad and a pen to record what suspicious things he or she does.

5) Another way to test your friend is to invite him or her to a party. Have a classmate invite him or her to a way cooler party. Find out which party he or she goes to.

6) Have a classmate talk about you in a mean way to your friend, and have the classmate record or tell you whatever he or she said. If not, spy on your friend while the classmate does his or her job

7) Ask questions. Do surveys.

8) Yet again, have a classmate ask what your friend thinks about you. Have the classmate tell you the results, or spy.

9) If you are really, REALLY desperate, feel free to read your friend's diary or journal, to see if he/she wrote anything negative about you. To feel more comfy, look at your friend's sketchpad or drawings to see if your friend drew anything negative about you.

10) If you think your friend is lying, always try to get proof of what he/she said.

p/s : I copy this thing from my friend blog http://izhharuddin-den-bungsu.blogspot.com

Weeding On Sunday,2 Invitation,None Attended.

Hey You'll.....

Assalamualaikum semua, what day is today hah?? Oh,it's sunday! DUHH!!! Well,hari ahad ini sebenarnya takda apa-apa plan pun and just ada 2 jemputan kawin tapi kan,yang satu jemputan nie dari akak yang dulu pernah lepak-lepak kat kedai aku and now she is getting married u....hahaha....rumah dia tak silap aku kat teluk gedung kot,dalam kad tu tulis...hahaha...tapi aku nak gi ngan sape U?? takkan lah aku nak pegi sorang-sorang kot,huhuhu....takda teman plak nak kesana kan.....and another invitation is from my college friend,ayien.....tak silap aku abang dia kot yang kawin...hahaha....and rumah dia pulak kat mane ye,hmmm....lupa lah pulak tapi still the same problem iaitu aku nak pergi dengan sape???

Aku sebenarnya suka pergi majlis-majlis khawin nie sebab meriah dan menarik,dan kadang-kadang tidak dijangka kita akan terjumpe kawan-kawan dari sekolah rendah dulu or kawan-kawan yang dah lost contact dengan kita.....kan best macam tu.....also dapat jumpe orang-orang baru,hahaha..i mean new friends,and kalau pergi kenduri kawin yang membabitkan saudara-mara dari kampung tu....memang boleh jumpe dengan kazen-kazen yang kita tak tahu pun dia tu kazen kita,tapi mak bapak kitaorang adalah kawan or something like that....hahahaha....macam aku nie hah,tak tahu pun ada sedara-mara kat KL tu then sejak pergi majlis kawin kat KL at any area baru lah kenal then borak-borak time tu jer.....bila dah balik terus lupa and tanye....."Sape dia tu?"HAHAHA!!! Macam sial jer kan macam tu....

Tepat pada pukul 12:20 tadi,my bro Ijoy ada call dia nak ajak kuar gi JJ lah tu kot tapi mood aku hari ahad nie kurang skit nak ke sana....sebab aku memang tak suka keluar pada hari ahad and you want to know why??sebab hari ahad nie crowded and area-area aku dipenuhi dengan mat-mat bangla,nepal,indonesia dan lain-lain.....and bila aku nak tunggu bas jer confirm penuh and i have to stand in the bas till reach my destination....Errghhh!!Penat ko taw tak nak berdiri sepanjang perjalanan tu dari rumah aku (PORT KLANG) ke KLANG!!huhuhu....Then bila penuh dengan bangla-bangla pulak,sakit hidung saya kerana Air Wick mereka kuat!!!HAHAHA!!!So,kalau korang nak ajak aku keluar tu ajak lah hari lain ye....HAHAHA!!And kalau aku keluar pada hari ahad tu keluar cuma untuk benda-benda penting jer....hahaha....penting lah sangat kan.....

Then,lepas beberapa minit jer Ijoy call aku si POMPUAN GILA Cha Chos plak yang call aku tanye aku gi ker dengan laki dia si Syahrul tu photoshoot kenduri kawin....HAHAHA!!!mane lah aku pergi,malam semalam jer tu pun sebab teman member aku yang sorang tu Tya....ada sebabnya kenapa dia mintak aku teman dia.....semalam kata dia ada majlis berinai kat jalan kastam,so dia pun heret aku ke sana tuk temankan dia and aku berharap sangat semalam tu tak jadi macam insiden yang lepas......oh,teruk sungguh and membosankan.....dan aku malas nak ingat semula walaupun sentiasa akan ingat peristiwa itu....Grrr....tapi yang semalam punya tu memang HAPPENING GILER You!!! Suka I kat tempat tu semalam,lagi-lagi ada gelagat mak cik yang havoc,yang riuh-rendah....pandai dia kawal budak-budak yang ada kat sana supaya proses photoshoot senang dijalankan oleh Tya n Syahrul....

Ok lah,aku tak nak citer panjang-panjang pasal majlis semalam itu kat dalam post ini and later aku kecoh-kecoh kan lagi ye.....hahaha.....also with picture....

Dengan itu,saya ingin mengundurkan diri ye....

Assalamualaikum....

Chawww...~

My Blog Is A Mess And I'm So Sorry.

Hey You'll.....

How long it has be since i update this damn blog??hahaha.....so long rite,urghh....i don't know why i'm so lazy right now updating my own blog??what a **** i am....hahaha...well then,there are many thing had happen around me and to my self also....like i got new HANDPHONE!!!Sony Ericsson Xperia X10!!!HAHAHA!!!
Yeay.....New phone....hahaha...but i'm not gonna brag about it in this entire blog...hahaha....it's an Android Smartphone!!!Oh Yeah!!HAHAHA!!ok stop stop....haha.....well....now i just has been cleaning up my mess blog and turn it into just a simple blog...hahaha....and i'll try my best AGAIN to update it when i heard a new story.....hahaha..also i'll try to post some old stories...like what happen??when???how??and bla bla bla....
hahaha...

The Next thing is,tonight i don't know why but i feel not having a great mood....oh...because of my idiot mood upside down....i just made my friend sad...hmmm...i'm so sorry....and i didn't mean it...
huhuhu...


well...i think that is just for now..later i'll update it...
i'll promise...hahaha...